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JERUSALEM (Reuters) - European correspondents reporting from Israel are depicted as stupid and condescending in video spoofs on a new government website created to help improve Israel"s image abroad.

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The lampoon of foreign media suggests Israel is regularly displayed to gullible European audiences by ignorant journalists as a very backward country, marked only by a propensity for war.

Israel is concerned that, after its offensive on the Gaza Strip last year, its image abroad is suffering. The main aim of the website is to offer tips to Israelis traveling abroad on how to correct common myths and misperceptions about their country.

Some members of the sizable foreign press corp here see it as a heavy-handed swipe that could turn public opinion even more against foreign media, who are seen as biased against Israel.

"We see this as a very worrisome development from the point of view of the Israeli authorities, which is not in the interest of the state of Israel and definitely not in the interest of the foreign journalists in Israel," said Conny Mus, chairman of the Jerusalem-based Foreign Press Association (FPA).

The FPA"s nearly 500 members were "already facing an unfriendly working atmosphere which does not fit with a democratic state," said Mus.

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The satirical videos (at www.masbirim.co.il) do not address the issue many Israelis have with the foreign media -- its perceived pro-Palestinian slant.

Besides mocking foreign journalists, the clips imply that Europeans -- tens of thousands of whom fly in annually to enjoy Tel Aviv beaches, see the Holy Land, and do business here -- are ignorant enough to swallow any preposterous image of Israel.

In one short clip, a British TV reporter introduces the camel as a "typical Israeli animal, used by the Israelis to travel from place to place in the desert where they live".

"It is the means of transport for water, merchandise and ammunition. It is even used by the Israeli cavalry," he intones smugly, in a David Attenborough pose, atop a sand dune.

In a second clip, a breathless anchorwoman in a French TV studio has breaking news of "the sounds of war" in Israel.

"Our special envoys report shooting and heavy explosions across the country," she gasps, as Israel innocently celebrates its independence day with fireworks displays and fly-pasts.

A third shows an Israeli barbecue, where a bouncy Spanish TV reporter in riding breeches informs her audience: "Most Israeli homes don"t have electricity or gas, so they use ancient cooking methods, like meat roasted on charcoal".

Sampling a kebab, she purrs: "Mmm. Primitive but delicious."

The website is the work of the revamped Ministry of Hasbara, a Hebrew word meaning explanation or publicity.

"Are you fed up with how we are being presented in the world?" asks a voice after each clip. Israel is misunderstood, it says. But volunteers can help correct that by being image ambassadors, countering anti-Israel prejudice.

"Like any other campaign, this is a grotesque satire, and every citizen understands that it"s only satire," said Hasbara Minister Yuli Edelstein.

"No one I have talked to from the foreign press has told me they were offended by the clips," he told Reuters. "The clips are not about foreign correspondents or their audience. The aim is to give Israelis the tools to create a new atmosphere where Israel is not represented as the ultimate evil."

Edelstein said he was recently on a trip to London representing Israel and met British parliamentarians.

"I explained to them that when I have free time to take my wife out, I don"t take her out to fight the Palestinians."

(Additional reporting by Joseph Nasr; editing by Samia Nakhoul)

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Anna Ford labels Martin Amis a narcissist and a whinger and claims he smoked at her husbands genocide bed

Anna Ford has attacked novelist Martin Amis as whingeing and narcissistic, and claimed he smoked at her husbands bedside as he lay dying.

Former newsreader Ms Ford, 68, said Amis, 60, stayed too long with cartoonist Mark Boxer as he was dying of a brain tumour in 1988, leaving him ;exhausted.

She said to Amis in an open letter: ;I later learned the length of the visit was not borne just of affection but you were filling in time before you caught a plane at Heathrow.

Mixing in the same circles: Anna Ford chats to author Martin Amis at a party in 1983

She added that although the author later wrote of his tears as he left the house, ;I saw no evidence of these. The letter, published in a newspaper, also expressed regret that Amis was godfather to her daughter Claire as he showed her ;scant attention.

She said Claire was studying Amiss works at university when she asked if her mother knew anything about him. Ms Ford wrote: ;Oddly enough, I told her, Hes your godfather.

She added in her open letter to Amis: ;We invited you to lunch. You paid scant attention to Claire (didnt even cough up the statutory five bob expected from godfathers!) and she hasnt heard from you since.

She concluded: ;Can I suggest this level of narcissism and inability to empathise may be at the root of your anger with the Press and your need to court attention?

Cartoonist Mark Boxer pictured with Ford

Ms Ford, who has known the author for 30 years, said she wrote it after reading an article last week in which Amis said he was ;recklessly distorted by the Press. ;I thought, Oh, for heavens sake, theres Martin whingeing again. He really ought to just stop. Its a For Heavens Sake letter really.

;If youre going to be a controversial writer, you have to expect people to have an opinion about you and you have to take the rough with the smooth. Its this unattractive, immature whingeing that really gets me.

Ms Ford was once known as Angry Anna because she spoke her mind to BBC bosses.

At a garden party, she called veteran broadcaster Sir Robin Day a ;silly old fool and pushed him into a bush after he had previously said that ;every man in the world would like to sleep with Anna Ford.

She also threw a glass of wine over former Tory MP Jonathan Aitken because of the part he allegedly played in her sacking from TV-am.

At her home in Brentford, West London, yesterday, Ms Ford said of the decision to let Amis be godfather to her daughter:

;It was my husband Marks idea to ask him because we all mixed in the same circles. You win some, you lose some.

Amis, son of author Kingsley Amis, has been accused of misogyny and previously called for euthanasia booths on street corners.

In her letter, Ms Ford said Amis could not look ;closely and honestly at himself in relation to other people and suggested that, as a result, he felt the need to ;court attention.

Amiss representatives did not return calls for comment.

British Airways e-mailing moody report to turn aside set upon chaos

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Key operational staff will encounter at Heathrow to hone strait plans to keep Europes busiest heart airfield using uniformly if the British Airways cabin organisation brawl culminates with set upon movement this weekend.

Their priority is to equivocate the scenes of disharmony and annoy seen at the uneasy opening of Terminal 5 and progressing walkouts.

But even as BA and the Unite kinship rebuilt for clearly unstoppable unrest, the association likely that far fewer passengers would spin up this week end since of the publicised action. Faith has been placed in e-mails and content messages to passengers whose flights have been cancelled and a extensive list of disrupted services on the BA website.

Heathrow should have changed on from the days of marquees outward that see similar to an airfield put together waste rather than one of the worlds premier hubs, pronounced one member in the meeting.

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Despite cancelling some-more than half of the flights on Saturday, Sunday and Monday, BA does not envision prolonged queues and passengers being hold in proxy accommodation. Here we are giving people a weeks notice. We will not have lots of people branch up to fly.

However, BA passengers can design delays to flights from Friday as aircraft and organisation are changed around to encounter an puncture report to keep 60 per cent of passengers drifting during the strike. The airline has lerned 400 pilots and 600 belligerent staff to work as proxy cabin crew. Its Heathrow operation will bear the brunt of the disruption, but the airline has additionally franchised twenty-two aircraft and organisation to keep a little flights running.

Unite disputes the companys explain that majority of the 12,000 cabin organisation will work as normal. It will give set upon compensate of thirty a day to organisation who stick on the stoppage. There is no reason to hold that we are in steer of anything that would call off industrial action, a orator said.

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Kathryn Bigelows good jump brazen or was it?

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The Great Leap Forward presumably occurred this week when Kathryn Bigelow became the initial womanlike executive to win an Oscar in the 82 years given the awards began. In fact, any one in the mainstream movie industry will discuss it you that Bigelow is an Amazonian aberration, not explanation of a entrance trend. A new investigate of the 100 top-grossing drive-in theatre showed that 3 per cent of them were done by women. Great directing requires a turn of insanity, savagery and rapacity that couple of women C and men can realistically sustain. As Billy Wilder once explained: A executive contingency be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a flunky and a bastard.

Being a megalomanic comes simply to some. If you come in the difference James Cameron, formidable to work with in to Google, you get 341 million hits (and rising). Cameron laughs about his tainted rage and crazy courtesy to item on set, down to infrequently you do the make-up himself on Avatar. When he was sharpened Aliens at Pinewood studios the organisation in jeopardy to travel out when he imposed prolonged hours and criminialized the tea trolley. The Pinewood organisation were lazy, cavalier and conceited . . .we despised them and they despised us, pronounced Cameron, quoted in a new biography, Rebecca Keegans The Futurist.

The one thing that kept me going ... was the sure believe that I would expostulate out of the embankment of Pinewood and never come back, and that you contemptible bastards would still be here, Cameron pronounced in his withdrawal debate to staff.

Great directors do not merely throw tantrums or element objects. They additionally expostulate the bent to the edge. Kate Winslet has continually moaned about Cameron torturing her in frozen H2O for days on finish on the Titanic shoot, whilst on Apollo thirteen the routinely mild-mannered Ron Howard imposed lightness on his expel by sharpened his space scenes on a reduced-gravity aircraft. The nickname for the craft is the Vomit Comet.

Now attend to the fight stories of Jeremy Renner, the star of Bigelows The Hurt Locker, about the joys of being on set in 55C feverishness in Jordan. We were already pushed to the limits. People longed for to quit. All the departments were struggling to get their jobs done, nothing of them were communicating, he told The Times.

There was a lot of fighting going on. The feverishness does something to your brain, and on tip of that I was in this explosve fit and I had bomb diarrhoea, so I was like: Get this thing off me! I longed for to punch people. Renner combined that you could not compensate me sufficient income to do it again.

Clearly Bigelow had a really organisation palm on the organisation to tarry these exigencies. She is stubborn: If theres specific insurgency to women creation movies, she says, I only select to omit it for dual reasons: I can"t shift my gender, and I exclude to stop creation movies. In her Oscar debate Bigelow notwithstanding the Well, the time has come evidence from Barbra Streisand as she presented the Best Director endowment thanked her expel and organisation rather than the womens movement. Bigelows gender has never hampered her from creation drive-in theatre about traditionally masculine subjects, from submarines to sequence killers.

Her on all sides in the movie industry reminds me of when I was essay a book about women soldiers going in to combat. I interviewed the initial dual infantrywomen in the Canadian Army. They were muscled, dynamic giants, who had secluded durations for the Pill and were ready to watch a porn movie to one side the men if thats what intercourse required. They were really lonely, and really brave. Bigelows universe is some-more comfortable, but her warding off to bluster or protest is admirable.

The good directors battles in Hollywood are about money, and the distressing things marketplace investigate screenings do to art. Quentin Tarantino was asked by Harvey Weinstein to remove the important woe stage from Reservoir Dogs since hearing audiences hated it. But the executive hold his ground, and his cut off ear.

Bigelow has managed to come in the masculine citadel, and has her prerogative from Hollywood. Meanwhile Phyllida Lloyd, the executive of Mamma Mia!, Catherine Hardwicke of Twilight and, of course, Nora Ephron are still raking it in from womanlike audiences. Equal increase are solemnly on their way, but chalking up 341 million hits in the formidable to work with difficulty might be over even Bigelows talents.

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Morrisons" increase up 20% as it prepares for new arch Business

With increase up and a serve 60 stores planned, the supermarket sequence is ready for new arch Dalton Philips Photograph: Martin Rickett/PA Wire/Press Association Images

The house of the supermarket sequence Morrisons signalled the certainty in the handling opening of the commercial operation as it set new expansion targets forward of the attainment of the new arch executive, Dalton Philips, in a fortnight"s time.

Reporting annual increase up by a fifth to £767m, the financial director, Richard Pennycook, pronounced Morrisons programmed to open 140,000 sq metres of store space over the subsequent 3 years – the homogeneous of a little 60 supermarkets. Pennycook pronounced the supermarket sequence was still "national" rather than "nationwide" and that 7.5m UK households were not in distinguished area of the stores. The tradesman has 425 stores, but sees range for up to 600.

After 3 years at the Bradford-based grocer, the former arch executive, Marc Bolland, voiced his shock desertion to Marks Spencer at the finish of last year. Morrisons quickly poached Philips, the Irish arch handling military officer of the Canadian grocer Loblaw, whose career includes 6 years at Wal-Mart.

The Morrisons chairman, Sir Ian Gibson, done it transparent that the Irishman was not inheriting a basket box and a grand examination was not compulsory with the "core" of the strategy, such as a pull in to opening not as big stores, already set out. "I don"t see anything to overhaul; this is a commercial operation that has achieved intensely well over the past couple of years."

Gibson pronounced the tradesman looked at the plan twice a year and Philips, who he pronounced knew how to work small-format supermarkets, as well as a non-food businesses, would be concerned in the subsequent examination due this summer. "I design Dalton to slip in to the dual reviews we do annually, adding an additional one would appear to upset the issue," he said.

In January, Morrisons accomplished a four-year "optimisation" plan drawn up by Pennycook to reconstruct profits, that were wiped out in the arise of the retailer"s botched merger of Safeway in 2004. Some analysts were unhappy that no new vital set-piece was denounced and the shares sealed down 8.5p at 295.5p.

Sam Hart, an researcher for Charles Stanley, pronounced the plan had nude some-more than £500m from annual using costs during the lifetime, assisting the tradesman revive the margins from a underside of 0.9% to 5.3% – an feat that done Pennycook a clever claimant to reinstate Bolland. Despite the disappointment, Pennycook said: "Retail is a group competition and I am really happy you do the pursuit I have been doing."

Morrisons pronounced business were spending some-more with them, with the normal basket right away £23.08, up from £22.48 in the prior year.

Morrisons was the fastest flourishing of the big 4 retailers over the key Yuletide duration and Pennycook pronounced the sales were flourishing 2.5%, forward of the market. Sales increasing 6% to £15.4bn in the year to 31 January.

Journeys for the girls (and women) Life and character The Guardian

Viv Groskop and her daughter Vera, subsequent to a statue of Queen Alexandra in London. Photograph: Linda Nylind

Despite my majority appropriate efforts, my three-year-old daughter Vera hasn"t usually been celebrating her girlhood of late. In fact, shabby by her six-year-old brother, she can often be listened muttering, "Girls are boring. I wish to do boys" things." I can see her point. Her brother"s hold up is full of Star Wars, pirates, football and alternative action-packed phenomena. Vera gets Hello Kitty. She obviously finds this unsatisfying, and the incident is opening to a head. "I am not a girl, Mummy, I am a boy," she told me recently. "My name is Peter."

But it"s good to be a girl, I discuss it her. Being a lady is fun. There are women"s successes to be celebrated. There is happiness in the womanlike condition. How can I infer this though? In the home city, London, there is usually not that majority earthy justification of women"s greatness. The Alison Lapper statue in Trafalgar Square was taken down in 2007. There are 9 masculine statues in Parliament Square – and no womanlike ones. London"s initial open statue of a black woman, Bronze Woman by Aleix Barbat, in Stockwell Memorial Garden, did not crop up until 2008. Germaine Greer has often complained that women are underrepresented in open monuments, observant that one of the usually new sculptures of a lady is of the actress Diana Dors at the Shaw Ridge camp formidable in Swindon. Now, I similar to Diana Dors. But this is pathetic.

I was not about to frogmarch Vera to Swindon, but I desired the thought of an adventure, exploring women"s dark impress on the streets. So I motionless it was time for her initial feminist pilgrimage. My mother-in-law reeled: "That bad child." But I knew how to sell it to Vera. "Would you similar to to come and find out what lots of critical ladies did, and afterwards we"ll have cake?" "Yes," she replied seriously. "I would similar to cake."

Rachel Kolsky, a London traveller guide, has run women"s on feet tours given 2005. "They open people"s eyes to the dark story of an area," she says. "There is a good women"s story on each corner." Vera and I set off on a three-hour transport around the East End of London, starting at the Royal London Hospital, the focal point of the Wonderful Women of Whitechapel and Spitalfields Tour. Here, Kolsky tells a story about Eva Luckes, the important sanatorium matron, whose successes enclosed the containment of a typhoid epidemic. The hospital"s middle yard has a pretentious statue of Queen Alexandra, who was instrumental in bringing a new diagnosis for illness to the hospital. "Look at that strong, unapproachable lady, Vera!" I say. "You pronounced I could have cake," she says. "I"m cold."

Then Vera starts to cry, bringing the journey to a remarkable end. This is the complaint with Kolsky"s shining London tours: in sequence to showcase women"s buried history, they cover a lot of ground. Great for an adult, but somewhat as well desirous for a three-year-old.

I am not deterred though. Quite the opposite. As we head home I am hatching plans for destiny feminist pilgrimages. In the UK, we can follow in the footsteps of Virginia Woolf, Jane Austen, and the Brontës. Or, subsequent time we are flitting the Houses of Parliament, we could check out the statue of Emmeline Pankhurst, one of London"s couple of womanlike landmarks, in Victoria Gardens. Then there"s a route of Pankhurst family blue plaques to be followed in London, from 50 Clarendon Road in Holland Park to 120 Cheyne Walk in Kensington.

Further afield there is Gertrude Stein"s unit in Paris at twenty-seven Rue de Fleurus. Now a in isolation home, this residence was once host to weekly salons and packaged with paintings by Renoir, Gauguin and Cézanne; Picasso was a unchanging cooking guest. You competence usually be means to transport past these days, but you can still remember fondly on key passages in Stein"s classical work The Auto- autobiography of Alice B Toklas. Or, in the same city, you could revisit Simone de Beauvoir"s grave – subsequent to Sartre"s – at the Cimetière du Montparnasse.

In New York there is a extensive Dorothy Parker route heading from the Ansonia at 2108 Broadway (one of New York"s majority important unit blocks: Parker lived around the corner), to the 1925 hearth of the New Yorker repository at West 47th Street, where Parker worked, and on for cocktails at the Algonquin Hotel. Then there are all the good feminist museums: the Elizabeth A Sackler Center for Feminist Art, for instance, at the Brooklyn Museum in New York, that includes a art studio clinging to Judy Chicago"s "vaginas on plates" sculpture, The Dinner Party.

Maybe I will even begin a "Sylvia Plath does New York" account for when Vera turns 16. We will stay at the Barbizon Hotel at 63rd and Lexington – that was once women-only – wearing dresses with relating bags, as Plath did. We"ll lunch nearby the one-time offices of Mademoiselle at 575 Madison Avenue where Plath was an intern. Or we"ll criss-cross Massachusetts in a bluish 1966 Thunderbird Convertible à la Thelma and Louise in honour of Louisa May Alcott, scruffy copies of my prime childhood book, Little Women, in tow. More expected though, we competence usually go to Stockwell when the continue warms up and take a see at that Bronze Woman, holding her baby triumphantly aloft. As prolonged as there"s an ice-cream outpost nearby, I"m certain Vera will be up for it.

For any one who wants to try women"s lives and history, here are a small alternative good ideas for feminist pilgrimages.

Bath: Jane Austen

Austen lived in Bath from 1801 to 1806. The Jane Austen Centre at 40 Gay Street is gearing up for September"s Austen Festival that facilities "the event to skirt via the week in 18th-century Regency costume". You can have "tea with Mr Darcy" (a £10.50 high tea with cucumber sandwiches, scones and cream) all year round. Those penetrating for an Elizabeth Bennett-style inherent can download a free audio on feet debate "In the footsteps of Jane Austen" at visitbath.co.uk. There is additionally a "Jane for the day" referred to timetable: "12.45pm: Visit the Assembly Rooms: in Jane"s day, guest fabricated for balls, to splash tea, fool around cards, attend to song or usually to speak and flirt. 3pm: Stroll around the streets Jane would have known."

Sussex: Virginia Woolf

"It is not so majority a residence as a phenomenon." So wrote Quentin Bell of Charleston, the nation home in in between Eastbourne and Lewes that was used by the writers, artists and thinkers well well known as the Bloomsbury organisation in the early 20th century. Virginia and Leonard Woolf creatively speckled this late-17th-century Sussex farmhouse, situated at the feet of the South Downs, and coaxed Virginia"s sister, Vanessa Bell, to move there in 1916. It reopens for the summer on 31 March, with special tours on Fridays.

The Woolfs" own nation home was Monk"s House nearby Lewes, East Sussex (nationaltrust.org.uk). This skill is assigned by tenants so is open usually for short visits on Wednesday and Saturday afternoons in in between Apr and October. But there is the preferred event on Saturday twenty-six June: an eight-mile transport "In the Footsteps of Virginia Woolf", from Monk"s House to Charleston, with lunch at internal noble home Firle Place (£25). To book tickets, call Charleston on 01323 811626 (charleston.org.uk).

Washington: Michelle Obama

The Smithsonian"s National Museum of American History (on the National Mall, 14th Street and Constitution Avenue) has hundreds of exhibits commemorating the women"s remodel movement. The museum"s First Ladies" Collection celebrates the change of presidents" wives and has been one of the majority renouned exhibitions for the last 100 years, together with repository material, diaries, memorabilia and costumes. This week, the white sheer Jason Wu robe Michelle Obama wore to the initial balls went on show for the initial time.

For an additional reverence to Obama, head to her prime takeout joint, Good Stuff Eatery at 303 Pennsylvania Avenue SE in Washington DC for a "Prez Obama" burger or to Ben"s Chilli Bowl at 1213 U Street NW for the Obamas" prime half-smoke chilli dog. Nearby Busboys and Poets (2021 14th Street), a cafeteria and bookshop, hosts feminist events and has a outrageous feminist book collection.

Amsterdam: Anne Frank

"Now the Secret Annexe has indeed turn tip . . . Mr Kugler thought it would be improved to have a bookcase built in front of the opening to the stealing place. It swings out on the hinges and opens similar to a door." The waterway residence at 163 Prinsengracht was the stealing place of the immature Jewish lady Anne Frank and her family during the Nazi function of Amsterdam, and there are countless tours of the city that embody the house, where you can revisit the annexe where Frank wrote her tip diary. The residence opens at 9am, and it is majority appropriate to revisit early to equivocate queues (annefrank.org).

Paris: Simone de Beauvoir

As the French transport bible Guide du Routard notes, "In the winter Simone de Beauvoir came regularly initial thing in the sunrise to the [Café] Flore to have a chair nearby the stove. Sartre recreated the ambience of an English club. Everybody listened to jazz, review poems or played small acts." Pay loyalty to the good feminist reflective thinker over a café au lait at Café Flore, prior to downloading a on feet debate from St Germain to the Louvre at girlsguidetoparis.com for $1.98 (£1.30). This takes in 60 Rue de Seine where de Beauvoir once lived, and whilst you are strolling, remember: one is not innate a woman, one becomes one.

• Wonderful Women of Whitechapel and Spitalfields starts at 11am on thirteen March. Tickets can be requisitioned by the Women"s Library on 020-7320 2222. Battling Belles of Bow, 11am on Saturday 5 June, follows in the footsteps of Sylvia Pankhurst. For some-more report on alternative tours, email rachel@smallcake.co.uk or revisit goeastlondon.co.uk

Racist? Been there finished that paid for the T-shirt

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A MILLWALL partner of cave called Tatts was up prior to the magistrates last week on a injustice charge, a effect of him utilizing the word pikey whilst examination the common better at Gillingham. There but for the beauty of God. I cannot stop ever examination Millwall fool around Gillingham but uttering the word pikey, or creation a traveller-related slur. Except we dont think of it is a traveller-related slur, only a Gillingham-related slur. Im flattering sure that 4 or five years ago I assimilated in with a energetic delivery of You can force your propitious heather up your a***. And prolonged prior to that, the distinctively descent You cant read, you cant write, you wear bullion and Nikes, you are all from Gillingham and you are f****** pikeys.

Im gay to contend that Tatts was found not guilty. His successful counterclaim enclosed presenting to the beaks a T-shirt that was on sale to the Priestfield faithful, temperament the unapproachable aphorism Pure Pikey. Also, the charge box was subtly undermined by the military revelation that the Gillingham fans were hooked to sing, each compare but destroy for the past twenty years, We are the Pikeys!

This syntactic and semantic complexity was as well most for the charge case. There will be those of you, I brave say, who think that the complete track should have been arrested; the Gills fans for proclaiming that they were pikeys, that is a extremist term, the Millwall supporters for implying that as a effect of the oppositions settled allegiance, they did not most identical to pikeys.

Maybe the counterclaim could have marshalled a little semioticians to show that there is no one-to-one attribute in in between the signifier and the thing signified, or that all is only a thoughtfulness of a thoughtfulness of reality. Sort that out, mlud.

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Meanwhile, you competence be wondering since the military squandered their time and your income on such a staggeringly haphazard prosecution, whilst I consternation since Millwall (three wins in the past seventeen meetings) are so invalid at your convenience we fool around the pikeys, only as when we fool around Brighton (who are themselves the theme of uncivil and politically improper chanting).

There was an additional e.g. of anti-racist commitment in the football universe last week. A T-shirt emporium in Scotland was raided by military for offered South Africa 2010 shirts emblazoned with the fable Anyone But England. This was suspected of being a extremist offence opposite English people. Can you think of a some-more foolish prosecution? The shop, unnecessary to say, was you do an intensely great trade, earning profitable income and to illustrate somewhat shortening the huge gratification payments that we, down here, present to the Scots each year for their heroin and pies.

Maybe Im wrong but I think that all English people apply oneself the right of the neighbours to disguise themselves in sourness and enviousness at your convenience a World Cup comes along and theyve been evicted from the foe at an intensely early proviso by Iceland, or the Faroe Islands, or a group consisting wholly of kittiwakes and gannets from Rockall. This is chaff that we design from the Welsh, Irish and French as well, and we will not protest as well most if it is appended to allegations of imperialistic hardship or Anglo-Saxon perfidy. That goes with the domain and is taken, I would hope, in the same suggestion as my insulting reference to heroin and pies. It is not remotely extremist and I do not hold any Englishman severely thinks that it is.

There are one or dual Scots racists, for sure, whose loathsome extends to undisguised vilification, harm and even violence. They are fewer in number, I suspect, than the most south of the limit fussy about the participation of Scottish politicians in supervision and since the pale lot dont go behind home to their glens and deep-fried pizzas. But those T-shirts are zero to do with that and Scottish people should be means to remove an volume of wish in wearing them when the crippled, shag-depleted ruins of the England group step out opposite the USA in June.

The same month there will be copiousness of English people with a identical clarity of effect examination Wimbledon and wearing their Anyone But Murray T-shirts. Is that racist, not wanting Murray to win? Most English people I know would, in a compare in in between Murray and the North Korean tyrant Kim Jong-il, be fervently on the side of the distinctively demented commie. Frankly, I think it would be a flattering close call if Murray ever came up opposite Osama bin Laden, maybe in one of those Grand Slam qualifiers. But this sort of gallows humour should not be in error for extremist vigilant and, in fairness, I know of nobody who thinks it is extremist intent, save for the Crown Prosecution Service and the police.

My crony Tatts, incidentally, who outlayed an hour prior to the diversion in a Gillingham beer hall with his Gillingham mates, their kids using around in Pikey Army T-shirts, is of the perspective that that the charge opposite him went forward since the military need ever some-more arrests to clear the unusual amounts of income they remove from football clubs each year, sums that have been criticised not long ago by a sure Mr Paul Scally the authority of Gillingham. Is Tatts right? Dunno. But racist? You have the guess that Rosa Parks would be spinning in her grave.

The Tories can win big whatever the polls contend Daniel Finkelstein

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Wednesday seventeen June: My comment is that we should win by a large majority, positively with a operative majority, and nonetheless I have a small uneasiness, it is rather less than in prior elections.

Thursday eighteen June: At 11.15 we got the initial outcome and it showed an outrageous pitch to the Tories and, all of a sudden, there and then, we realised we had lost the election. There was no subject about it.

With these diary entries, Tony Benn describes one of the great domestic shocks of the difficult era, larger even than examination Peter Mandelson repudiate that any one in the Government ever bullies any one Ted Heaths warn feat in 1970, when the polls pronounced that Harold Wilson was set to keep power.

In his memoirs, Roy Jenkins tells how, pushing to the count, he discussed either as Labour Foreign Secretary he should week end at his own nation chateau or at the central residence. He thought, perhaps, a reduction of the dual would be agreeable. Instead, both Jenkins and Benn found themselves creation early sunrise trips to their bureau to transparent their desks.

BACKGROUNDQueen is primed for a hung council A hung council wouldnt stop the cutsA hung Parliament is in the balanceStudy shows hung council infancy expected outcome

In 1970 the complete domestic world, misled by the perspective polls, got the outcome utterly wrong. Could we have a distortion utterly that bad today? Yes, we positively could. Which would have domestic pundits see similar to chumps. And, on balance, I am opposite that.

My complaint isnt with the polls. Because these days the polls are flattering good. After 1992, when they again called the choosing wrong, infancy of the main pollsters altered their methods. They stopped utilizing elementary deputy samples and proposed some-more difficult modelling, joined with a small prepared guesswork. They proposed adjusting for the actuality that a small electorate wouldnt contend what they will do and others dont know. The adjustments have worked.

Theres room to disagree either the modelling will work utterly so well this time. Its the initial arise given it began when there has been a sea shift in open opinion. The reason that the Tories have put up their ultimate posters? They know that people who have never voted Tory prior to in their lives are in fool around this time. And it stays to be seen if the polls have prisoner their expected poise properly.

But thats not going to be the big complaint at the subsequent election. The big complaint is going to be that the pollsters competence get their polls utterly right whilst we pundits get the choosing outcome utterly wrong.

Polls discuss it us the suit of the perspective that the parties are expected to gain. But unless someone has died and finished Nick Clegg budding apportion whilst I wasnt profitable attention, the celebration proportions of the perspective arent going to solve anything. Elections are motionless by winning seats. And if we envision the expected separate of seats incorrectly, it doesnt unequivocally make a difference infancy if the glossy polls are mark on.

The arrogance finished in infancy domestic coverage is that the Conservatives need to lead Labour by eleven per cent to win a infancy of one seat. Whenever the Tories tumble next this number, speak of a hung Parliament starts up. When their lead falls, as it has finished a integrate of times recently, to 7 per cent there is even a small discuss about Labour winning the largest series of seats.

Erm, no.This speak is all formed on the unequivocally elementary thought that the Tory perspective will climb and Labours tumble by flattering infancy the same volume in each chair in the country. And that isnt going to happen.

When parties win by eleven per cent, they customarily win big. In 1987, when Margaret Thatcher won 42 per cent and Neil Kinnock 31 per cent, the Tories romped home with a infancy of 102. Heres since a lead that big would yield a unequivocally full of health Tory infancy this time.

First, since Gordon Brown is not Tony Blair. In 1997 Mr Blairs Labour built a new coalition, winning await opposite amicable classes. They thus won in suburbs and moneyed towns that had regularly voted Tory in the past. Labour swept in with a outrageous victory. Now precisely these electorate in precisely these seats are returning to the Tories. Class differences in choosing by casting votes patterns are reasserting themselves.

This was the ground for the important Tory Heir to Blair plan to win behind his Middle England supporters to the celebration that their relatives voted for. If it succeeds, the Tory perspective will be unequivocally well targeted on the seats it needs to win, only as Mr Blairs was in 1997.

The second reason since eleven per cent would win big is that the Tories are fighting a focused campaign. Labour MPs are unfortunate to cut off what is well known in governing body as the Ashcroft income a tenure that covers all spending by Conservatives in extrinsic seats, a small of that is donated by the Tory counterpart Lord Ashcroft. But the law is that even if Labour stopped Lord Ashcrofts money, they wouldnt stop Aschroft: it is the organisational brain and the group utilizing the operation that is Ashcrofts.

A lot of media courtesy has been on the new possibilities that David Cameron has recruited, but the unequivocally poignant claimant preference was to inspire those who fought and lost marginals last time to quarrel again. They were urged to dig themselves in farther, turn internal councillors and aim their work ruthlessly utilizing a commercial operation plan concluded with the Ashcroft team.

Voters have been targeted utilizing canvassing, polling and the Experian consumer database with biddable electorate reception large numbers of delicately created direct-mail letters. During the winning Crewe and Nantwich by-election campaign, for instance, George Osborne, the Shadow Chancellor, privately surfaced and tailed 2,000 letters to such comparison voters. All this work is profitable off. All the published and in isolation polls in marginals show a infancy bigger pitch to the Conservatives in bridgehead seats than the inhabitant total suggest.

Theres a last reason to design a gentle feat on eleven per cent and that is tactical voting. Since 1997 Liberal Democrat and Labour supporters have been trade votes. Wherever they could better a Tory, they voted tactically to do so. As the glorious Politicalbetting.com website suggests, there are great reasons to think this wouldnt occur this time. Indeed, the losses event competence even move tactical choosing by casting votes opposite Labour incumbents already confronting a difficult fight. Again this will be some-more clear in the separate of seats than in the perspective polls.

Of course, the Tories cant win if they cant say their lead. But at the moment? They still have a lead big sufficient to win a majority.

daniel.finkelstein@thetimes.co.uk